12
Jul
07/12/14 at 9:18PM
04
Jul

orangeitnblack:

fuckyeah-alexvause:

o-i-t-n-b:

How to get a girlfriend:

  1. Go up to her and say, “Before I met you, the sun was like a yellow grape, but now it looks like fire in the sky. Why? Because you light a fire inside me.”
  2. Nickname her “Dandelion”
  3. Tell her you’d throw your pie for her, and then proceed to do so, in a violent manner, toward a fellow near said conquest.

and whatever you do, DO NOT piss on the floor of her shared bunk while she sleeps

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(via wheres-margo)

07/04/14 at 9:26AM
Filed under: #orange is the new black   
02
Jul

(Source: shihlun, via bedraggle)

02
Jul
07/02/14 at 10:55PM
Filed under: #well played    #andy murray   
24
Jun

(Source: pagets, via rosssemple)

06/24/14 at 8:14PM
Filed under: #orange is the new black   
15
Jun

calakazam:

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(via 64gigs)

06/15/14 at 2:20PM
15
Jun
06/15/14 at 11:02AM
15
Jun

(Source: sannao75)

06/15/14 at 7:41AM
Filed under: #'allo 'allo!   
15
Jun

timtampon:

I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
so obviously I thought something was seriously wrong butimage

(via wheres-margo)

06/15/14 at 4:20AM
14
Jun

valkyriens:

(Source: chikubl, via a-little-bit-of-tradition)

06/14/14 at 7:32PM